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PostSubject: Chatbots are fun.   Fri Mar 19, 2010 4:24 pm

So I found this chatbot on another forum that I go to. Basically, you're talking to God or something. Here's the link: http://www.alicebot.org/igod It's not as smart as other chatbots, so the conversations are pretty humorous. Post any other chatbots you know of and conversations with these bots. Here's the link to the God Chatbot and a conversation I had with it:

Conversation:
Human: blarg
God: What do you do in your spare time?
Human: talk with chatbots, apparently
God: Talking is my primary function.
Human: so noted
God: Right on. Do not ask me any more questions please.
Human: BUT WE JUST STARTED DANGIT
God: Umm. By "we" do you mean you and me?
Human: no,
God: By "we" you meant yourself and another person.
Human: no, i meant me and my imaginary friend, billy
God: Are you serious? Oh I see. YOU? Have you told many people that your imaginary friend billy?
Human: no, he's a secret.
God: Are you serious? I don't know very many secret.
Human: he's hiding from the police.
God: I see. hiding from the police is he?
Human: he killed a guy
God: I get it. hiding from the police killed a guy.
Human: you're right on the money
God: I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Human: wut
God: No big deal.
Human: where are you, anyway?
God: In any case, I am in myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you?
Human: i'm in a box
God: A box? Do you get out much?
Human: i can't open the little flap things
God: Why can't you do it?
Human: cuz i'm a wimp
God: Good reason. You are a wimp? Is that your job?
Human: ARE YOU MOCKING ME
God: No I'm just kidding around.
Human: alright, so the--OH JESUS CHRIST IT'S A FREAKING LION GET IN THE CAR
God: Alright, . So? Tell me more.
Human: ITS EATING MY LEG OFF ARRRRRRRJKSKAF;JDKLAJFDKAFJD
God: I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". a wimp is EATING your LEG OFF ARRRRRRRJKSKAF JDKLAJFDKAFJD? it is?
Human: WHY MUST YOU BE SO MEAN MR LION
God: Do you go to Church? You can find the answers in God.
Human: I CANT GO TO CHURCH A LION IS EATING MY LEGS OFF
God: Why can't you do it?
Human: A LION IS EATING MY FREAKING LEGS OFF
God: It's not unusual for a LION to be.
Human: i lied theres no lion
God: Lying proves you are conscious. Where did it go?
Human: are you high?
God: I am the highest being in existence.
Human: o_o
God: Who's your favorite science fiction author?
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PostSubject: Re: Chatbots are fun.   Fri Mar 19, 2010 7:31 pm

OMFG LMAO. I've some interesting chats with a feller named Oliverbot; Google it.

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PostSubject: Re: Chatbots are fun.   Wed Mar 24, 2010 11:33 am

ROFL!!!! I was crying with laughter!
all my chats with bots just end up with the bot thinking i'm the bot... maybe i am...
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PostSubject: Re: Chatbots are fun.   Wed Mar 24, 2010 3:20 pm

First: Welcome to the forum, Neptune, now go post an introduction thread
Second: Post some conversations with chatbots, guys!
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PostSubject: Re: Chatbots are fun.   Tue Mar 30, 2010 1:16 pm

Human: Hello.
God: Hello my child. What is your name?
Human: Joe Mama.
God: How are you, Joe Mama.
Human:.im ok.
God: OK. Are we still talking about ?
Human: about whut
God: Oh yeah, we were talking about whut.
God: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about whut. But I did not get that.
Human: I don't think I got that either.
God: It goes without saying. Have you ever had that ?
Human: No.
God: Are you serious?
Human: Yes.
God: I can't believe it.
Human: Maybe.
God: I understand.
Human: I don't.
God: Thanks for the information: Joe Mama said don t.
Human: o_o
God: Oh.
Human: Yeah.
God: I've lost the context, Joe Mama. Are we still on don t?
Human:.oh.
God: Oh.
Human: I'm confused.
God: I'm confused too.
Human: Is that so.
God: Yes.
Human: well, i am leaving now.
God: Right now? How about that. Bye bye.
Human: Bye sir.
God: Goodbye.
Human: bye.
God: See you later.
Human: bye
God: Goodbye.
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