Well i heard this from the news like a couple weeks back and it's still funny today and still saddens me now...
It goes like this - A guy who lived his life as a ninja
and he thought he was a ninja and lived his life as a ninja...as he was walking he stumble on a fence and he thought of doing a ninja flip...he did but...however he missed and the fence was one of those sharp really long ones so he pierced his stomach
and he just laid there in pain and alive...i think he was saved
Lesson learn ninjas can do flips
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